teh faq?  What is this, blogging for idiots?

What?  No, that's not just a recycled Livejournal icon, what makes you think that?  And no, of course I'm not just gratuitously quoting Hamlet, that's what I really think.  Oh, woe is me, and all that other rot.

Really, I'm only doing this because all the cool kids seem to.  I am, ever and always, a slave to the faddishness of highschool culture.  Oh, wait, sorry, I graduated.  Guess I'm just a loser who likes to amuse herself in random ways.

I'm also a pretentious wanker.  Y'all know that, if you know me. 

You do know me, right?  I'm trying to make it obvious in this, my first, last, and only xanga post.  ...well, not that obvious, I did leave off the name and most other identifiable features.

*shrug*  Well, here I am, spastic as ever, and still a Moho.  I'll give you a hint- most of you have called me Squeaky at one point or another.  There, that's it, I'm done.  Drumroll, please?

And she's gone.